Before realizing that you have to actually READ this page and just hurrying up to hit the <BACK button on your web browser, take a minute of your day, and use your mind to process this story...   A long time ago, on a round blue planet rotating around the sun, in a country where oil and personal greed is more important to the government than helping starving children, in the basement of a lower-middle class family's house, in the mind of a college student who had no patience for schoolwork, was a small spark now known as Spastic Designs. This moment of surprise happened over 65 million seconds ago... way back towards the end of the year 2004. Spastic traveled of out the student's mind and into a computer, generating many different designs and ideas. Because Spastic had no money or friends, he decided to occupy his time by building a home, calling it www.spasticdesigns.com, where he stored all of his thoughts. Shortly after finishing the new home, travelers stopped by and enjoyed Spastic so much, they told their friends. Soon Spastic gathered many voices with similar ways of thinking. He sent these voices into another land known as Business, where they found a fascinating place called Opportunity. Spastic wanted in, but the only entry to Opportunity was through a door labeled Risk. Unfortunately Risk was very greedy, taking all of Spastic's belongings before letting him pass through. Inside Opportunity it was very dark and lonely, so Spastic and friends had to find Light so they could see. Moving through Opportunity with great speed, Light was tough to keep up with, leading Spastic down many dead-end paths. What Light didn't know was that by gaining knowledge from these dead-ends, Spastic began to grow rapidly, becoming much sharper and stronger. And after falling many times, getting beat up badly, and gaining numerous scars, Spastic finally caught Light at the very end of a hallway called 2thousand6. With the possession of Light, Spastic was now able to see clearly, traveling through Opportunity at much faster speeds than before, quickly climbing to the second level he refers to as Year Three, where the voyage continues on from here... A single spark has the power to set a whole forest up in flames.   < Back to Company Info